I'm telling you, man, it's like, a conspiracy man!
Area 51, it's real man! I mean real like spliff, man, like dude! This is a message man, from, like, up there... they're comin' dudes! THEY'RE COMIN'!!!
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I'm not being helpful, am I?

Seriously, I'd have called it as someone who just got here through some random search engine results, and quickly backtracked to try another site. It still would have logged the person as a 'guest' if that was the case (I think).